The Adventures of Bun Cop Reborn HD Final Mix 375/35 Days Intergrade

 Back at the local law enforcement HQ, Bun Cop is treated to an impressive amount of praise and then a very striking woman with a sweet gun came in and introduced herself as the Mayor of Limnsa Lominsa. She said she was throwing a Banquet in Bun Cop's honor, and not to forget my fancy dress shoes. Woo! Free Food! But wait...what's going blargrhrgrgrherlgglg Bun Cop has another dream, about a great battle. Cartenau? Never heard of it. Oh hey those guys were there. Maybe they will be a little important after all. What does this vision portend. Will Bun Cop be able to defeat these fearsome new foes, "The Ascians"? Find out next time, on The Adventures of Bun cop!

 After the battle, Crazy Cat Lady told me about the weird robed guy, but I doubt these Ascians will be important to The Adventures of Bun Cop! Nope, definitely not. As the local authorities returned because of that wierd purple sky thing (thanks for leaving me alone) and arrested the rest of the pirates, Bun Cop discovers a wierd crystal thing.  That was a wierd dream. Oh well. Probably not important. Back to Limnsa to deliver my report!

 Bun Cop arrives before the pirates, and engages in a little fishing before the big fight begins. Bun Cop has always been drawn to the non combat side of things, but in his homeland of (redacted) they didn't have proper guilds for it like they do in Eorzea. But soon enough, the Piratey Pirates show up! Now, with sweet face tattoos! Time for Bun Justice!!! During the fight one of the Pirates summoned....?  This thing. My fellow Police Officers seemed really freaked out by it, but it was no match for Bun Justice! After the officers left, this wierd guy showed up.  What? He can summon those wierd creatures too? Well this one will be subject to Bun Justice just like the last one! Go! Bun Cop Go! Sometime during the fight, the wierd cat lady from before showed up. Bun Cop didn't notice. This is my story lady, go away!

 Bun Cop was given a mysterious scroll by the guards at the shipyard to take back to Baderon the bartender. What is it with this guy? Bun Cop thought he would be a minor footnote in history. He told me some of his backstory, but Bun Cop doesn't have time for that! Point Bun Cop at the bad guys already! Baderon figured out that the mysterious scroll told of an attack on the settlement of Swiftperch. Rushing to the local police sergeant, Reyner, Bun Cop warns of the attack, then rushes off to Swiftperch to deal out Bun Justice! Little did he know the true danger waiting there.....

 Bun Cop where were you?! We needed you here to defend our brand new ship! You're just lucky the Pirates chose to take the last week off! But see? Bun Cop made himself some fancy new armor and a weapon! Nevermind that now, Bun Cop! The Pirates are here! It turns out the leader of the pirates is the dad of Ship Guy!  But some piratey pirates are no match for the mighty Axe of Bun Cop! With the pirate threat abated for now, Bun Cop returns to Limnsa Lominsa for some hard earned soft drinks and food. Bravo Bun Cop! But what threats still loom in the seedy shadows?

 After the thrilling battle with the Kobolds, Baderon sent Bun Cop on an errand to the Armorer's Guild. Craft things himself? Bun Cop has never tried that before.  Huh. Bun Cop likes this. Wait, what time is it? Oh no! I had an errand to run! Oh well, a couple more synthesizes couldn't hurt right? 

 Bun Cop ventured out into the wilds of La Noscea on a tip that these "Kobolds" in the area were causing trouble for the local miners and farmers. But they probably won't be that important. With the help of those guys in that picture up there, we hatched a plan to lure the kobolds into a trap and show them the Ultimate Justice of Bun Cop! Success! The Kobolds were dealt some Bun Cop Extreme Justice, and the local farmers and miners can go back to...whatever it is they do when Bun Cop isn't around. What's a Titan? Ah well. Probably won't be important to Bun Cop's thrilling tale!