Free Food? Yes Please!

 Back at the local law enforcement HQ, Bun Cop is treated to an impressive amount of praise and then a very striking woman with a sweet gun came in and introduced herself as the Mayor of Limnsa Lominsa.




She said she was throwing a Banquet in Bun Cop's honor, and not to forget my fancy dress shoes.



Woo! Free Food! But wait...what's going blargrhrgrgrherlgglg




Bun Cop has another dream, about a great battle. Cartenau? Never heard of it.


Oh hey those guys were there. Maybe they will be a little important after all.


What does this vision portend. Will Bun Cop be able to defeat these fearsome new foes, "The Ascians"? Find out next time, on The Adventures of Bun cop!

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