What? What time is it? Oh No!

 Bun Cop where were you?! We needed you here to defend our brand new ship! You're just lucky the Pirates chose to take the last week off!



But see? Bun Cop made himself some fancy new armor and a weapon!


Nevermind that now, Bun Cop! The Pirates are here!




It turns out the leader of the pirates is the dad of Ship Guy! 




But some piratey pirates are no match for the mighty Axe of Bun Cop!



With the pirate threat abated for now, Bun Cop returns to Limnsa Lominsa for some hard earned soft drinks and food. Bravo Bun Cop! But what threats still loom in the seedy shadows?

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